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GTJ Satirist Brian F. – Shavuot Gathering Marred by Outbreak of Lactose Intolerance

bloatBERKELEY, CA – (Facebook: The Comedy News) – A Shavuot celebration hosted by Julia Yalda,  turned sour as it was slowly revealed throughout the evening that every one of the ten guests were lactose intolerant.

Shavuot celebrates the giving of the Torah to the Jews, and it always falls 50 days after the end of Passover.  Part of the celebrations includes the mass consumption of dairy products, as well as decorating ones home or synagogue with spices and flowers.

“Before we sit down and talk Torah, I want everyone to take a bite out of this cherry amaretto cheese cake I made!”  Julia, a third-year undergraduate at the University of California-Berkeley, commanded to her guests.  The cheesecake’s initial reviews were positive, with some guests going back for seconds.

But discomfort began to proliferate throughout the party shortly after Julia mixed up chocolate-custard malted milkshakes in her MagicBullet blender.  Although tasty and sweet, the milkshakes were a recipe for disaster for Julia’s nine highly lactose-intolerant guests.

“The torah portion I read at my Bat Mitzv-.  Oh dammit.  Hey I’ll be right back, guys, gonna get some fresh air,” winced Lauren Sweiren as she trotted to Julia’s balcony.

Julia’s ex-boyfriend Claude, making his first return to Julia’s apartment since he dumped her following a night of mediocre noodle Kugel, abruptly stood up from the dinner table and headed for Julia’s bathroom.

Claude ruffled through the medicine cabinet in Julia’s bathroom.  Julia scampered right after in and slammed the door.

“I knew you wanted more of THIS,” Julia said, pulling her hair out of her hairnet and removing her Delta Gamma sequined apron.  Claude brushed her away.

“I left a box of Lactaid tablets in here,” he screamed.  “You didn’t throw them out did you?”

“Of course not!” Julia retorted.  “They’re burning in the oven right now as an offering to God on Shavuot!”

“Oh God, no!” Exclaimed Claude.

“Exactly!”  Julia smiled, eyebrows lowering.  “Now are we gonna play horizontal hamotzi, or are ya gonna come back and Shavu the oat with the rest of my guests?”

As Claude and Julia made their way back to the dining room table to join the other guests,  Yoni Rosenblatt ran past them clutching his abdomen.  The table was now empty, the rest of the guests were on Julia’s balcony, writhing in discomfort.

“Okay, I get it, you are all lactose intolerant,” Julia conceded.  “It’s okay if you don’t want to eat my dairy dinner.  Shavuot is also about spices and aromas, so here, I’ll light this flowery incense candle.  Does anyone have a lighter or a match?”

“No!!!!” Shouted each of the bloated, cramping guests and they pushed and shoved their way out of Julia’s apartment.

Brian Fishbach is a comedian, writer, political satirist, former GTJ JGOTW, and musician specializing in social and political commentary.  You can read Brian’s weekly satire news articles at www.TheComedyNews.com, and enjoy his late-night jokes at www.BrianFishbach.com.  Join The Comedy News’ Facebook page for updates.

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Buzzfeed Really Likes Jewish Articles

buzzBuzzfeed, my favorite place to waste time, has had quite a few Jewish-themed articles over the past few years.  I compiled here a few of my favorites with some commentary:

In honor of Mother’s Day having just passed:

Buzzfeed definitely gets the Jewish lifestye:

They cover the most important of Jewish news (while the following are jokes, they do actually cover some interesting Jewish news such as the recent Newseum controversy):

Got a favorite Jewish Buzzfeed article?  Send me the link in the comments!

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Judy Blume, Jew-dy Blume

BlumeRemember the good ole’ days of Middle School? Oy Gevalt! Don’t remind me!  Unibrows are out of control and you have been to 20 Bat Mitzvahs, and still no one has asked you to slow dance.  Through these tumultuous times, there was one woman who got it all—Judy Blume.

For young American girls, Judy Blume, is something of a hero.  She authored books like Tiger Eyes (1981) and Summer Sisters (1998) that cover a range of topics from puberty to relationships to sex.  For pre-teens, Blume’s books double as entertainment and a biblical guide for navigating the rocky waters of life, and though these “bibles” speak a universal language, Jewish themes seep through the sheepskin.  Her most popular novel, Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret (1970) tackles the issue of understanding religious identity and relationships to God—Issues that hit close to home for Blume, who was born in 1938 as Judith Sussman to Esther Rosenfeld and Rudolph Sussman in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

Growing up, Blume attended Synagogue, but didn’t understand much of what was going on, as it was all Yiddish to her!  Most of her aunts and uncles passed away during her youth, so she attributes much of her philosophies on religion to the fact that her family seemed to be in a perpetual state of Shiva sitting.

Blume grew up culturally Jewish, but like the character of Margaret, God was more of a personal confidante, rather than an omniscient religious being.  Confidante or not, Blume could not escape the wrath of Jewish guilt, and when she fell for a goy named Fred in ninth grade, she was told it was okay, “since they weren’t getting married.”  Story of every Jewish girl’s life.

Coming from a Jewish community, but having gentile friends and boyfriends at school, made the world seem split between two faiths (Judaism and Christianity) for the young Blume. This limbo between religions was the inspiration for Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, where the protagonist sixth grader tries to reconcile her half Jewish and half Christian identity, all the while waiting for her own red sea to rise (her period ahem ahem).

Blume’s heritage and understanding of the trials and tribulations of being a young adult made her a best-seller amongst Jewish girls, so it’s no wonder that every girl at JCA Shalom sleepaway had their Judy Blume paperbacks nestled between their Lisa Frank folders!

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GTJ Satirist Brian F. – Signs You’re Turning into Your Jewish Father

dadYou consider ‘Fiddler on the Roof’, ‘Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat’,  ‘The Producers’, and ‘Rent’ to be Jewish cultural history.

You kiss as much ass with your significant others’ parents as much as you do with your boss.

You spend 25 minutes looking around the house for your reading glasses not realizing that they’re on your face.

You recite jokes that are five paragraph essays.

Your cell phone interrupts the silence before Ha-motzi—and the ringtone is the theme to “Curb Your Enthusiasm”

Most of your stories begin with, “Did I ever tell you about the time…” and before your audience can answer, you tell them for the third or fourth time.

You have no idea what an embarrassing story is.

You wear a hideous adjustable baseball hat with your friends’ company logo on it.

You fall asleep at Major League Baseball games, but only for a few minutes.

At non-Jewish weddings, you complain that there’s too much liquor and not enough food, and that there is no one there to callously estimate how much the whole wedding cost.

You tip-toe out of bed to secretly go on YouTube and laugh hysterically at old clips of ‘The Three Stooges’Blazing Saddles’and snippets from the ‘Howard Stern Radio Show‘ from the early 1980s.

You cease to mix self-consciousness with your propensity to sing Rat Pack tunes.

You say, “I don’t need to buy any new clothes, mine still fit and are in style”, despite the fact that you bought them 15 years ago, they have holes, and a plume of dust emits every time someone pats your shoulder.

No matter how perfect the meal is, you always find a reason to complain to the waiter at the restaurant.

You have developed a super power called “the ability to completely tune out nagging”.

When you forget to bring a plastic bag when you’re walking the dog, you shamelessly just use your hands to clean up after the pooch.

You buy a paper copy of the New York Times every day to “keep the gray old lady in business”, even though you own an iPod, iPad, and MacBook.

You fall asleep at Barnes and Nobles while reading Chaim Potok and Mitch Albom books—except the Barnes and Nobles store has been a NikeTown for a year and you’re just passed-out in the middle of a shoe store.

When a salesman tells you the price of a car, the least likely thing you will say is “sounds great, I’ll take it right now!”

You have no inner monologue when it comes to discussing your health issues.

You have been told more than once this week to trim your nose hair.

When your children tell you about a new friend they made, you immediately ask them, “What does their Daddy do?”

You have children and love them as much as you complain about them when you’re taking a schvitz.

Add your own Jewish father signs in the comments!

Brian Fishbach is a comedian, writer, political satirist, former GTJ JGOTW, and musician specializing in social and political commentary.  You can read Brian’s weekly satire news articles at www.TheComedyNews.com, and enjoy his late-night jokes at www.BrianFishbach.com.  Join The Comedy News’ Facebook page for updates.

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What is Global Jewish Advocacy?

Jeremiah Baronberg serves on the Board of ACCESS DC, the young professionals initiative of the American Jewish Committee (AJC) in the Greater Washington, DC area. He is co-chair of the 2013 ACCESS Summit at the AJC Global Forum, May 31-June 2.

As young Jewish professionals living and working in Washington, DC, we all know there is no shortage of organized Jewish opportunities to be crammed together with your friends in a Dupont Circle, Downtown, or Capitol Hill bar with a few hundred of your peers.

As fun and social as these gatherings can be, I often found myself asking, is there more to Jewish networking and meeting new people in DC?

A few years ago, I stumbled upon a series of organized Jewish opportunities for young professionals to step outside of our usual circles.  Happy hour with young Indian-American professionals.  Wine and cheese at the Goethe-Institut with visiting German journalists.  Dinner reception with young foreign embassy diplomats.

What piqued my interest about these gatherings was that they were focused not only on our Jewish and personal networks, but also about broadening horizons and meeting people from other local communities and countries.  The events also featured substantive elements that spoke to my strong interest in international relations, Israel, and multi-culturalism and support for democratic values, human rights, and pluralism in the US and abroad.

In fact, their whole purpose was to bring young Jews and non-Jews together in a spirit of friendship and partnership, to get to know one another, and to dialogue on issues of mutual concern and interest to our communities and our countries.

How cool was that?, I thought.

From experience, I recognized in today’s globalized world that it’s not enough for Jews to be isolated in our own communities and networks.  And for Israel to thrive and flourish, it needs friends and allies around the globe.  Here was an organization that was offering me both the tools and the opportunity to be an advocate for Jewish communities, and for Israel, by helping develop strategic partnerships with foreign diplomats and non-Jewish partners with the goal of safeguarding democracy, civil liberties, and Israel’s existence.

It brought the opportunity to learn about other countries, cultures, and communities.

In fact, it required it.

The fact that it was a Jewish organization, the American Jewish Committee (AJC), that pulled these pieces together with the understanding (the expectation!) that there would be some cultural differences and sensitivities, was all that I needed to find a Jewish connection.

It was intellectual, cross-cultural, and international – with Jewish values and Israel at the core.

Since those initial gatherings, I’ve become more involved, as a volunteer lay-leader, in AJC’s work and with its young professionals initiative, ACCESS.  I’ve attended small briefings at embassies and dinner receptions with ambassadors and young diplomats from around the world.  I’ve traveled with ACCESS to Austria and met with foreign ministers and dignitaries, UN and EU officials, parliamentary leaders, and local Jewish communities and to Miami this past February to meet with local Latino-American leaders and Latin American consuls general.

Through these opportunities, I’ve seen these experiences not as an extension of a high school or college youth group, but as part of something bigger, a global-oriented agenda advocating on behalf of Jewish communities, Israel, and democratic values through building bridges with foreign countries’ leaders and intergroup and interfaith partners in the most thoughtful of ways – through face-to-face engagement, dialogue, and friendship.

What’s more, is that here in Washington, DC, we are at the forefront of this work.

AJC’s annual Global Forum and ACCESS Summit are hosted here each spring, where people from across the country and from around the world gather each year to discuss and debate the big issues of the day facing our communities, our countries, and Israel.  Where else can you network and dialogue with Jews from Brazil, France, Australia, Czech Republic, and Israel?  Where else can you have private, small group dinners with a foreign minister or ambassador from Azerbaijan, Colombia, Morocco, Poland, Spain, and Singapore, among others.  Where else can you hear a Muslim theologian speak to a Jewish audience about how best to dialogue with the Islamic world?

These are elements at this year’s gatherings.

I hope you will join me at the 2013 AJC Global Forum and ACCESS Summit.

And I hope you will join us in our work here in Washington, and abroad, this year.

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DC Shavuot Events

tenOn Shavuot we celebrate receiving the Torah and it is traditional to study Torah through the night.  This year Shavuot begins on the evening of Tuesday, May 14th. We’ve compiled a few event options for Shavuot and will continue to update the list so check back.

Monday, May 13th:

Tuesday, May 14th:

Wednesday, May 15th:

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Jewish Girl of the Year – Lindsey’s Acceptance Speech

283524_10100346502887333_4193068_nShalom Chaverim, Hello Friends,

Thank you for letting me serve as your Jewish Girl of the Year! I promise to continue to gather with Jews every chance I get–for holidays, in support of Israel, over bagels and lox, at the Matzah Ball…the list could go on.

It has been really great meeting so many new people in the Jewish community and I look forward to gathering with you all again soon!

Shout out to Rachel H., Melissa, and Rachel R. for all that you continue to do in the DC Jewish community!

Peace in the Middle East,

Lindsey

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Aaron’s Thank You and GTJ Next Steps

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Three years ago a group of friends came together to address an issue in the young adult Jewish world; there were many Jewish organizations that served the young adult Jews, but no organization that connected the young adult Jewish community with the other members of their community or the organizations.

One fateful night at Swann House, Joshua Kaller, Stephen Richer, and I decided that it was time to Gather the Jews.  With no money, no business experience, and no idea what we were doing, GTJ was born!

GTJ was built for the Jewish community and by the Jewish community.  At first there were 50 friends on an email list, which grew to a few hundred friends, and now there are over 4,000.  When we initially created the website, we had a dozen website hits a day (most of them because Stephen and I were constantly looking at the website), and now 2,000-3,000 people visit the GTJ website each week. The website started by posting a few organizations’ events, and now features the most comprehensive young adult calendar in the DC metro area, a housing board, a job board, interviews of Jewish leaders, information about Jewish organizations, and blogs by our local members.

When I look back on the last three years, I am overwhelmed by memories:

IMG_0823GTJ started as a grass roots organization because of you, and it will only continue with you involved.  So whether you are looking for or want to share a community Shabbat dinner, learning class, job, or Jewish event please continue to reach out to GTJ.  When GTJ looked to its long-term future of bridging the gap between young adults and the Jewish community, we saw GW Hillel as a great fit.  We are still the same organization, but now GTJ is a project of GW Hillel.  This acquisition is an outstanding opportunity for GTJ, GW Hillel, and the DC Jewish community!aaron1

I wish that I could thank each and every one of you personally for the support and involvement over the last three years.  Your mentorship, insight, and encouragement have enriched my life.  Manny, Simone, Jodi, Jon, Joshua, Maya, Mike, Noa, Rachel, Sara, Stephen, Steve, and everyone else in DC, Thank You!  Thank you to the families, who hosted me on Shabbat; the friends, who learned with me; the Sneidermans, who Gathered Mike, Rachel, and me at University of Delaware; and most importantly Mom, Dad, and my brother Jeremy, who continue to show me what it means to embrace Judaism and share it with others.

As GTJ continues onward, I look forward to a stronger, more involved Jewish community.

Gather on!

Aaron

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A new era for GTJ!

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Gather the Jews is now a project of GW Hillel

gatherthejewsbuttonGather the Jews is proud to announce that we have found a new home with GW Hillel.  GW Hillel will provide GTJ with the support, structure, and guidance it needs to continue to thrive.

While GW Hillel is a college organization, the mission, values, and goals of GTJ will not change. We are still an organization for Jews in their 20’s and 30’s, providing the resources and opportunities needed to connect to the DC Jewish community. However, as a project of GW Hillel, GTJ can enhance its ability to serve the 20’s and 30’s community.

Additionally, under GW Hillel, Rachel Giattino will continue on as the Director of Gather the Jews.

Rabbi Yoni Kaiser-Blueth, Executive Director of GW Hillel, is excited to work with Gather the Jews:

I’m often asked what my vision is for GW Hillel, what are my hopes for our student body, and my answer is simple: My goal is for our students to take ownership of their Jewish journeys, to become the architects of their Jewish identities.  For each of these students, this means something different; the key is to meet them where they are, genuinely and authentically creating relationships with them.  The bottom line, in my role as Executive Director of GW Hillel, I believe we exist to help build people, not organizations.  

We are excited to announce the absorption of Gather the Jews, the première Jewish young professional organization of the metro DC area into GW Hillel.  The exciting part of this merger and new collaboration is that not much changes with my stated vision – only that now we are in the position to help young Jews beyond their college years build their Jewish confidence and hone their Jewish identities.  We are eager to think strategically about what it means to be a DC Jew in 2013, what is the profile of an empowered and engaged Jew, and what does community look like. 

Gather the Jews would not be where it is today without the hard work and dedication of Aaron Wolff.  Since the founding of GTJ, Aaron has worked tirelessly to build an organization that bridges the gap between young adults and the Jewish community.  As Gather the Jews continues to grow under GW Hillel, we’re excited that Aaron will remain involved as an advisor.

Furthermore, GW Hillel and Gather the Jews would like to thank Emanuel J. Friedman Philanthropies and the Friedman-French Foundation, whose generous grant has made GTJ’s partnership with GW Hillel possible.  We are also excited that Simone Friedman Rones, President of EJF Philanthropies and GW Alum ’95 CCAS, has joined the GW Hillel board.

If you have any questions, concerns, or comments, or if you would like to be added to the GTJ volunteer listserv, please email rachelg@gatherthejews.com.

Gather on!

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Jewish Guy of the Year – Joe’s Acceptance Speech

GTJ Goty photo 2Shalom  l’culam! Hello Gather The Jews!

It has been an awesome and incredible honor to be selected by you guys as Gather the Jews Jewish Guy of the Year.  GTJ is an incredible organization that has helped make young adult Jewish life in DC vibrant, easily accessible, and remarkably fun.

In the Purim story, from where GTJ’s name is drawn, the phrase “Go Gather the Jews” is not said as a question, as a polite request, or as a side comment.  It is instead a command, one that I think GTJ takes to heart as a raison d’etre (reason for existence) in consistently pushing the envelope of how to make young Jewish life in DC better in every way.  They deserve massive kudos for the incredible work that they’ve done – and I think that we all can help them by doing it too.

This imperative is something that I believe we all should take on.  Each of us can further the work of Gather the Jews ourselves through relaxed Shabbat potlucks, shared Israel activism, and finding  our own rewarding and rejuvenating way to gather our friends and be active in Jewish DC.  I strive for these goals myself and will do my best to continue that striving and to live up to the “Jewish Guy of the Year” title.

Thanks again for all your support and I look forward to seeing you around – this Friday at Shir Delight?  or Shavuot at 6th & I?  or the next Israel-related happy hour?  So many events, so many options, so many Jews, so little time.  May our problems always be so awesome.

kol tov (all the best),

Joe

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Memorable Online Dating Stories – GTJ Dating Series with Erika E. (No. 64)

cold loveWhen you have a business helping people with online dating, you’re bound to get the question, “What were some of your more memorable dates?”  For fun this week, I thought I’d share one of them:

The Pimple

I’m not sure how many of you used to watch The Wonder Years, but it was one of my favorite shows.  (And yes – I totally had a crush on Kevin Arnold.)  In my opinion, one of the best episodes was the one where Kevin was really excited to see this old family friend, who, from her recent school photo, looked like she blossomed into a total teenage hottie.  But hark – Kevin woke up that fateful morning of the visit with the pimple of all pimples.  After applying pimple cream, a cold compress, and plenty of TLC, the pimple remained, bigger than ever.

How did the day turn out?  In TV-esque perfection, when the girl came to visit, she, too, had a massive pimple on her face.  And the rest (of that episode anyway) was history.

Now, let’s talk about me!  😉  About seven years ago, I was on JDate (I was an early adopter), and I was really looking forward to meeting this guy Dave for a drink one Sunday night.  On the day of the date, I, of course, woke up with the worst cold ever.  Sniffles, red nose, snot involuntarily running down my face – the works.  Plus, my voice… as if it’s not nasal enough already!  So the question was: To cancel or not to cancel?  As many of us know, in the online dating world, people often get what I like to call “grass is greener syndrome,” always seeing what the next best thing out there is.  I didn’t want the chance to pass me by if I cancelled.  Who knew if or when we’d reschedule?  So, I went, tissues in hand and DayQuilled up.  Until he got there, I blew my nose like it was my job, making sure it would be dry as a desert by the time he came.

And then he showed up.  Nicely dressed.  Very cute.  The first words out of his mouth, you ask?  “I’m sorry – I probably should have cancelled.  I have a really bad cold.”  We laughed.  We drank.  We blew our noses to our hearts’ content.  And then, lo and behold, we kissed.  It’s not like the other would catch our cold, after all.

That was my Kevin Arnold picture-perfect pimple moment.

What’s your most memorable story?  Feel free to share in the comments.

Erika Ettin is the Founder of A Little Nudge, where she helps people stand out from the online dating crowd and have a rewarding experience. An archive of all of Erika’s columns is also available.  Want to connect with Erika?  Join her newsletter for updates and tips.

 

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GTJ Welcomes DJ to the DC Jewish Young Professional Community!

dj pink guitar headshotDJ is Aish DC‘s new Director of Marketing and Programs.  GTJ interviewed DJ to learn a little more about her and Aish DC.

Rachel: Are you new to DC?
DJ: Not exactly…I actually grew up in Potomac.  Although, it’s definitely a little strange being back here…especially because I don’t recognize anything!

Rachel: We heard that you’ve worked in Jewish communities in New York, Connecticut,  Atlanta, and Baltimore.  Can you tell us more about that?  Are there a lot of Jews in Atlanta?
DJ: I have moved just about every three years for the last ten or so…not on purpose, it just turned out that way.  I was in New York for six years with a one-year break in Connecticut to work for NCSY, an international youth organization.  While I was in New York I ran events for a beginners program on the Upper East Side, mostly working with adults.  I really missed working with teens though, so I jumped at an opportunity to work with that demographic down in Atlanta.  I literally hopped on a plane and went down there; it was a little spontaneous, but I loved it.  Atlanta isn’t a huge community but it’s certainly substantial, and growing.  I made a lot of connections while I was there– I was sad to leave, but it was time to move on.  Socially speaking, there weren’t a lot of young professionals, plus I wanted to be closer to my family.

Rachel: So you’re working for AISH DC.  What is AISH DC?
DJ: Aish DC is a organization geared towards young professionals and families in the Greater DC area.  Whether you’re looking to deepen your existing Jewish knowledge, or you just want to connect with other people from the Jewish community, we invite you to come to any of our events!

Rachel: What kinds of programs does Aish DC run?  Where can we go for more information about Aish?
DJ: Our Young Professionals program holds weekly get-togethers and discussions on Jewish philosophy, Kabbalah, prayer, relationships, leadership – you name it, we most likely will cover that topic!  In addition, we host monthly Shabbat meals.  At this time, we are in the middle of planning a variety of events – such as speakers, a series of outdoor events, a high-end cooking competition, and much more.

You can get more information about our programs at www.aishdcyoungpros.com, and like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter (@aishdcyoungpros) for updates and announcements.

Rachel: What are you most excited for as a member DC Jewish community?
DJ: It’s truly amazing how many opportunities there are on any given night here in DC.  I am honestly just looking forward to taking advantage of all of the classes and opportunities that abound!

Rachel: Most importantly, what is your favorite Jewish food?
DJ: I love a good bowl of cholent–but I’m really picky!  People add so many extra things–weird vegetables and sauces.  Just keep it simple and you can’t go wrong!

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GTJ Satirist Brian F. – Iran President Finishes Erasing Israel from All of his Maps and Globes

iran“I Don’t Have A Single Nuke, Only a Large Pencil Named ‘Duke'”

TEHRAN, IRAN – (@The Comedy News) – After warning the world for many years, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accomplished his controversial goal of erasing Israel completely from his map and globe collection.

Using a 20-centimeter pencil he won at a ring toss in Dubai on New Years Eve 2003, President Ahmadinejad staggered from room to room in his palace over the weekend, scribbling and erasing Israel from all of his maps.

According to sources, the 55-year-old President has been talking for years about finally using the big novelty pencil to carry out his irrational plans, so he does not have to see renderings of his least favorite regions of the world.

President Ahmadinejad has nicknamed his large novelty pencil “Duke” after the bloodhound dog from his favorite TV show as a kid, The Beverly Hillbillies.  Although the political leader has always wanted to have a bloodhound like the one featured on the TV show, he outlawed the possession of household pets in his country several years ago, and did not want to seem like a hypocrite.

So he settled for a big novelty pencil in lieu of a dog.  Ahmadinejad defends such a choice as “just following in line with the whole, ‘pen is mightier than the sword’ cliche.”

People around the world have feared that President Ahmadinejad had ambitions of using nuclear weapons (“nukes”) to escalate hostilities with rival countries.  However, he has now clarified that his possession of the pencil, “Duke”, has been mispronounced by the international community and interpreted to be “Nuke”.  Ahmadinejad calls these errors unforgivable and an “abomination to his freedom to keep, collect, and edit antique maps and globes”.

Brian Fishbach is a comedian, writer, political satirist, former GTJ JGOTW, and musician specializing in social and political commentary.  You can read Brian’s weekly satire news articles at www.TheComedyNews.com, and enjoy his late-night jokes at www.BrianFishbach.com.  Join The Comedy News’ Facebook page for updates.

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350 Gathered for the GTJ April Happy Hour

GTJ Founder Aaron W., JGOTYs Joe B. and Lindsey S., GTJ Director Rachel G.

GTJ Founder Aaron W., JGOTYs Joe B. and Lindsey S., GTJ Director Rachel G.

This past Monday, Gather the Jews held its April Happy Hour and JGOTY Competition at Penn Social.

350 gathered.

40 signed up the for the Be The Match registry.

7 were finalists for the Jewish Guy and Girl of the Year Competition (see the finalist videos here).

2 were crowned Jewish Girl and Guy of the Year. Read Lindsey and Joe‘s acceptance speeches.

A good time was had by all.

See some pictures here.

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