Steve on why he should be Guy of the Year:
I have an enormous crush on a local Jewish girl. Unfortunately, I cannot impress her with my strength (I am weak) or my speed (I am slow). Thus, my best shot to win her heart is to claim victory as Jewish Guy of the Year.
What’s your greatest Jewish achievement to date?
During the Passover Seder, there is an amazing section called “Shulchan Orech.” I believe the translation is “We eat the festive meal.” I was always really good at that part.
If you could go into business with any Jew, historical or biblical, whom would you choose?
It would be awesome to open a Putt-Putt golf course in DC, so I guess my answer is “the owner of Putt Putt golf.” I assume he is Jewish.
Word on the street is that you have some control over the flavors at Mr. Yogato (17 and P) — what’s your all time favorite flavor and what did in consist of?
Original tangy with raspberries, pineapple, granola, and honey. Since I am going to get slaughtered in the Jewish-Guy-of-the-Year competition, should I offer yogurt discounts to try and level the playing field?
What’s your favorite Jewish food and why?
See above – original tangy with raspberries, pineapple, granola, and honey. If that is not Jewish enough, we can add a bit of maror.
Tell us about the “dyslexic bar mitzvah”:
I think that you should be bar-mitzvahed at 13 and dyslexic-bar-mitzvahed when you hit 31. I wonder at which age you are better at Coke-and-Pepsi? Do the kids these days still do the Electric Slide?