OY VEY! Where do I start…
I eat kugel, latkes, bagels & shmear,
Keep Birthright memories in my heart,
And sign on to JDate full of fear!
I rock my Jew curls at every Jew event,
Trivia, Reverse Mifgash, and happy hours galore,
Missing out on any of them gets me faklempt,
And you’ll probably see me at many more!
I loved my time as Jewish Girl of the Week,
And with your votes I’ll cheer out loud,
The title of Jewish Girl of the Year I seek,
So help me make my Jewish Bubbi proud
Jewish superhero by night. What are you by day?
If I’m still rocking my Jew curls, can I also be Jewish superhero by day too? Otherwise I’m not disguising myself too well for my desk job!
Best movie of the summer? (If you say something other than Step Up 3, then an explanation is required)
Inception, by far – I’m a girl who loves a good action flick. And Christopher Nolan is a genius.
I’m sad/happy [choose one] that summer is almost over because:
I’m sad that summer is almost over because now I have to wait another 363 days to celebrate my birthday! Plus, the Florida girl in me hates putting away summer clothes and breaking out winter coats.
Redskins, Capitals, Nationals, or United. Do you have a favorite?
Caps, for sure. Those games keep me on the edge of my seat the whole time.
Teach me what Judaism is while standing on one foot (unless you can stand on one foot for an inordinately long time):
“Let my people go” + 8 crazy nights + Bagels & lox & shmear… Oy vey! (And that’s when my foot falls down.)
What would be your first initiative as president of the United States?
All new initiatives will be put on hold till I get a sweet ride on Air Force One! Then possibly establish Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur as national holidays.
If you could step into one part of the Torah, which part would it be, and what would you do?
I would definitely go back to the story of Passover and allow enough time for the bread to rise.
What’s the best upcoming Jewish event in Washington DC?
Duh, the Gather the Jews happy hour tonight at Cafe Citron! (And I’ll put in a plug for Reverse Mifgash coming up in November!)